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1. My first job was working in an Orange Juice factory, but I got canned. Couldn't concentrate. 2. Then I worked in the woods as a Lumberjack, but just couldn't hack it, so they gave me the axe. 3. After that, I tried being a Tailor, but wasn't suited for it -- mainly because it was a sew-sew...

Maria just got married and being a traditional Italian, she was still a virgin. So, on her wedding night, staying at her mother's house, she was nervous! Her mother reassured her, "Don't worry, Maria, Tony's a good man, go upstairs and he'll take care of you!" So up the stairs she went. When...

Oh,I'm a swinger,mostly because I look like a Spider Monkey.

At the Bowling Alley.Fouls the hardwood.

I am tired of old man impotence and having more hair on my back and ears than on my head! There,now i feel better.