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    Will they ever make a fake tan that doesn't make a woman look like she's been tangoed?

    I'll have you know that Mrs Woodley happens to suit a citrus hue. It goes especially well with her lime green hat.
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    Arsene Whinger is at it again. Whining like he always does and going beyond the

    I think the game would be poorer without such interventions. Modern moaning is nothing compared to the brilliant gamesmanship people like Shankly and Clough used to get up to. Shankly once turned up on Bobby Charlton's front lawn before a game against Man Utd, and was chucking stones up...
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    Have you heard this 'blonde' joke...?

    A blonde gets a job as a teacher. She notices a boy in the field standing alone, while all the other kids are running around having fun. She takes pity on him and decides to speak to him. 'You ok?' she says. 'Yes.' he says. 'You can go and play with the other kids you know,' she says. 'It's...
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