I'm more into, "Leave me alone you bum" or "Can't I've got a head ache" Occasionally I do "Want to cuddle?" or "Let's lock the doors so the kids won't come in." But mostly, it's "Okay buster, cut it out."
Of course, there will be a ton of people, I'm guessing, but I'm curious since my husband and I were hit from behind and rammed into another little car, just short of totalling it. The guy took off. Everyone was alright but he didn't know that.