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    How high can you go on a swing?

    Really, really high. Being scared is what makes it fun.
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    Why was my garden salad from McDonald's all ice?

    I imagine it's not been defrosted properly. They'll keep it all in a giant freezer, and defrost it when needed. Not pleasant for you. You should have complained at the time, but there probably isn't a great deal you can do now. Sorry your salad sucked.
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    What animal does nothing for the environment?

    Sloths. They are so lazy that they don't mind sh!tting on their own heads as long as they can remain hanging upside down from their own branch and don't have to move. Lazy turds. Get a job sloth.
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    Have you ever wanted to have a sex chat online with somebody that sounded hard?

    That's the whole idea of having online sex chat, isn't it? Knock one out, sleep, repeat.
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