Do you have any idea how foolish you look simply asking this question?
If ever there comes a time for me to swear an oath in court, I will give the judge my word, and that will have to be good enough. I refuse to pander to a fairy tale to demonstrate the validity of my words.
My favorite is the one where Meg takes the 12 pack of jumbo hot dogs into the bathroom with her while saying "I'm going to pretend you're the New York Knicks". I remember being shocked that they actually did that.