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    I am writing a newspaper story about an insane man who rapes a woman and runs away. Should the headline read:?

    A Nut Screws and Bolts.
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    What is your opinion of raw plucked chicken porn? The New York Times has a photo of a raw chicken lounging?

    seductively in a suggestive pose. PETA (I don't make this stuff up. I just report the facts) is furious about this shameless exploitation. To them it is a deed most fowl. This crispy savory young chicken has become a poultry pinup sensation.
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    Have you ever gone fishing using a dotted line and caught every other fish?

    This question was reported and deleted earlier. I have no idea why. This is why I reposted it. I never had a chance to read the answers. I don't know why some questions are reported. I once asked if people preferred apple or cherry pie and it was reported. It was just too controversial for...
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    My eight year old son complains of being shaken down for his milk money....

    ...Should I contact the show "Bully? Beatdown"?
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    Is it just me or does the phone book seem to be long on characters but short on...

    ...character development? Just don't give the ending away. I have only read up to the "L's".
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    What should I do? Since taking Gas-X I no longer break wind, but I have gained a lot of

    weight and look? bloated. However, I am lighter on my feet.
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    Are aliens behind those mysterious crap circles found on dairy farms?

    No, I mean crap circles. Dairy farmers don't grow crops. They raise cows. Cows who do nothing but eat, crap and produce milk.
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    HOW DO YOU GET THE SIDEKICK FROM A REG. SIDEKICK TO PREPAID?

    I use sarcasm and force.
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    Lactose testing at Urgent Care facilities?

    I believe that they do.
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    Good Vampire Books?????

    Vampires suck.
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    My snake's been invite to a formal dinner. This is his first time outing. Will he...

    Whether you drive a Dodge Viper or a Ford Shelby Cobra you should take everything in stride and not get rattled. Boas will be boas. Take your snake to a pie eating contest. He might enjoy an old fashioned Pie a thon. I took my girlfriend, Anna Conda to one and she really enjoyed it. Hope this...
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    who was the spanish conquisatdor who conquered the inca civilization.?

    Juan Pizarro. His brother Jose' played short stop for the Chicago Cubs in the 1950's. Good field, no hit.
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    What Does a Poet laureate do ?

    They write verses for Hallmark.
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    I have been charged with a crime and have to go to court. Should I hire a criminal

    lawyer or? one with a clean record?
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    My goldfish snores so badly that it keeps the other fish awake. What can I do about it?

    I have tried aquatic hypnosis.
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    In da Vinci's painting, The Last Supper, did it seem like the service was a...

    ...bit slow? Should they have? tipped the standard 15% or simply stiffed the waiter? What would Jesus have done? Questions like this have plagued art scholars for centuries. Were they served a select label of vino, or was it simply the house wine that came in a box rather than a bottle with a cork?
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