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I just let out a big silent and stinky fart right before that, so I wanted to get some fresh air, so I let him while I stepped out of the car, did I break any laws exposing him to my flatus?

that no one should ever do...? ... what would they be? Would you keep taking the lord's name in vain on there, or worshiping other gods? Just think of the 10 worst crimes, and shouldn't there be commandments forbidding those?

The best thing you can do is call up the animal shelters in the area and ask if there is one that does rehabilitation for wild animals. If they don't, they might at least be able to point you in the direction to the nearest one.

...forget the title? ...does anyone know what the title of the headline was?

...Intelligent Design...? ... are we going also be required to teach the controversy in history class that the holocaust never happened? I said ID, not Creationism. If ID were true, it doesn't mean Creationism is true. rhodes, you don't know what theory means in science. Gravity is a theory...

including children? ...with their value on life, wouldn't they want to preserve it after it has been born?

...divorce is against GOD, why are schools telling children that it is ACCEPTABLE that some parents are DIVORCED?

...is this because atheists never end up in AA?

...some places when they serve wings, keep the wing tips on. I can't imagine a better handle for the wings than the wing tips. Can this be anything other than an intelligence designing chicken wings to have handles to better enjoy their yumminess?

...name of safety? ...and since flying is not a right, they could require strip searches and probing on all passengers, is this not correct?

...where did dinosaur poop come from?

...my friends are hosting a BBQ tomorrow, and I wanna grill up a fish, what type of fish would Jesus grill?

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 "A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed."

Deuteronomy 22:13-21 "A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed."

...nerve going down and back up? Why is it 15 feet long, running down the neck and back up again, when it could take a much shorter and effective route?

non-fiction section...? ...under 818 (American literature in English, 818 Miscellaneous writings)... with 817 being the 817 "Satire & humor" section. If is is listed under this, is it not the truth?

things, in heaven? I don't want to eat, I want to cook. Heaven would be no fun if there were no cooking.

...the creation of midgets?

I think they should, of course let them be informed about it and be able to refuse the test (and the money of course as well). If you are living on another's dime, you shouldn't be spending it on illegal substances.

... how do you know you're not marrying a transsexual?