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    Born of Boredom Poll: Do Police Chaplains get to have flashing crosses to put on...

    Yeah and if they catch you worshiping Satan they'll give you a ticket and confiscate your upside down crosses and dead cats.
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    Born of Boredom Poll: Do Police Chaplains get to have flashing crosses to put on...

    Yeah and if they catch you worshiping Satan they'll give you a ticket and confiscate your upside down crosses and dead cats.
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    Which one of your contacts is the best cook?

    when it comes to the more "exotic" foods like sausage tacos, cat cordon-bleu, chilled squirrel brains and stuff like that? I myself can make a great soup out of roadkill and old pants. Wanna come over for dinner sometime?
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    My booking agent died in a tragic "Last Bear Claw at the Breakfast Buffet" accident...I

    I'm an alcoholic and I'm also kinda whorey. After about 5-6 shots of Bushmills I am liable to do or say almost anything. How bout a drinking contest themed show with me and another couple of drunks? Drunks are funny, we say stuff and do stuff and peee on stuff and cops hate us.
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    Will it become fashionable for animals' "owners" to complain about the all-pet airline..

    Don't worry dude, you'll never have to deal with it. That sort of thing will only happen in 1st class, never in coach!
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