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    Exactly which era were the days of yore?

    The 'Good Old Days' weren't really that good.
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    If a deaf child signs swear words, does his mother wash his hands with soap?

    Go get 'em, Dizz
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    Should these definitions be added to the dictionary.?

    ADULT - A person who has stopped growing at both ends and is now growing in the middle. BEAUTY PARLOR - A place where women curl up and dye. CANNIBAL - Someone who is fed up with people. CHICKENS - The only animals you eat before they are born and after they are dead. COMMITTEE - A body that...
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    Sandy Sandy Oh so Randy How Does Your Garden Grow?

    A beautiful woman loved growing tomatoes, but couldn't seem to get her tomatoes to turn red. One day, while taking a stroll, she came upon a gentleman neighbor who had the most beautiful garden full of huge red tomatoes. The woman asked the gentlemen,"What do you do to get your tomatoes so red?"...
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    Why does the TV say every kiss begins with Kay?

    Don't believe everything you hear on TV. I know for a fact that a lot of kisses begin with a few beers on any Friday or Saturday night.
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    Which one is the best investment? Honda, Harley, Yamaha.....?

    Simply because of the status, Harley-Davidson actually increases in re-sale value.
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    Do you guys think I need to replace my timing chain? Jeep Cherokee 1997?

    The timing BELT should be replaced every 75,000 miles. I have to assume the previous owner did so at the correct interval. AT 150K+ miles, you're due. If you do, in fact, have a timing CHAIN on a 1997 Jeep 4.0L, it would not need replacement based on mileage alone, but on wear. If you do...
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    When has there ever been a red, orange or blue moon in history?

    Yes, I still like Elvis.
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    Farrah Fawcett gates of heaven joke?

    It was funny the first time I heard it and it's still funny today.
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