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    i need a humerus limerick for English. It must be original- not copied from

    You needed a poem for school, your writers block was not to cool. A note of why to your brain, which you tried to explain Was ignored leaving you like a fool. Then suddenly along came a flash Inspiration was making you dash To the drawer for a pen And your paper again For this poem which you...
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    Why do the British suck at the sports they invented?

    That's our thing. Blindly supporting one person, in the hopes they will lead us to victory, before they inevitably crash and burn in the first round. Andy Murray was good this year, but you know, I never get myself excited, like the hideously embarrassing "come on Tim" banners you saw in...
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    Why do women complain..............?

    A lot of women's clothing is junk, when sold in shops. If you are of any particular age, (and there truly are 6 floors (where)) you can guarantee that only one floor will house stuff that is appropriate for you, and of that, only a quarter of the floor is what you like, and of that, only around...
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    Ant problem in Garden!?

    I have aphids/Greenfly on my Buddleas (steady on now). They also flit on to my Honeysuckle (Take it easy) and I end up with few flowers, if any, or holes in practically every leaf. I wanted to get a natural helper, such as hoverflies (which we get a lot of) or ladybirds etc, however, it would...
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