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yeah death is a stupid thing to fake over the internet. So many people do it and they end up getting caught and come back as someone else.

I'm helping the neighbours move, it's not really a good deed, I just want them to go because the new neighbours moving in are a lesbian couple.

I was peeing in the toilet and a spider swam up my stream and bit me on my peenis. I'll be alright I just need someone to suck the venom out. Any takers??

will you be feeding me the M&M's one by one?? It's not that I want to lick your fingers, its just uhhh... extremities can be a sexy thing

about his death? Irky, your contacts are being mean to me... hold me?? *cries*

*hands JC a paddle and a spatula*