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his horses name is friday, Its on icarly!

hmm i thought you said a joke not a question! Grrrrr i wanna hear a joke! and dont tell people wat to do XD

theirs these 2 guys who rode on the same airplane and they were going to the EXACT same place but when they got off why didn't the 2 men see each other? ****************************************** once their were 3 worms walking in a Straight line and the first worm said their are 2 worms...

they all had boyfriends or girlfriends or they were all married :)

because the man is the sisters husband? So she killed her sister to be with the man? I dont know :) I just tried! O.o Jacqueline Keeping livin' Your life :)

his horse's name is friday!

okay its a yo mama joke. Yo mama so fat when she was at a restaurant the man gave her a menu and she looked at it and said okay. Lol i didnt get it but then my bro said she wanted everything in the menu Hes 12 :) Star if you liked it :) sorry guys i didnt know that?Maybe he didnt know that...

Whats the difference between M.J. and a shopping bag? Ones plastic dangerous for children to play with and is white and the other one holds grocery's in it! When farrah fawcet got to the gates of heaven god granted her 1 wish.She wished for all the childern to be safe so god killed micheal...

okay so there was this chicken that was very lonely his parents died by farmers, The chicken had no friends the chicken was on the side walk on the SIDE of the road and their was a KFC (Kentucky fried chicken) on the other side of the road.So his parents died 1 day ago in that store so he...

Okay so there's this man in his dreams and there's this lady that really rich.And she has a 25 storey mansion and the lady had to go away so she asked the man "can you take care of my house for the week?" The man says okay She says "Whatever you do, Do NOT go on the 25th level" The man says...

Okay so my brother made up a joke so here it is. 3 People are praying at a table , the first person says Thank you lord for all the food that your giving us. the Second person says Yes thank you for all the food, We should give grace to that thing up there. The first person says yes i know...

haha thats funny but at first i didnt know what a tamale were so i looked it up on google and images :) He! Star for you :)

i heard that diffrently

4 steps? That was hard

he cant move its dead he cant stroke hes dead!!

I dont wanna go home :( I WANNA GO TO YOUR HOME @!!!!!! WAAAAAA :) poop (you need 2 people to do this) person1 i wanna show you something very specical, Person 2 okay person 1 (points at a bunch of rocks) dat one person 2(points at diffrent rocks) that one? person 1 NO NO NONONONONO YOU...

my name and my spoons that my bro and mom and dad use XD

made up: So when we talked i was like no way! Then she was like yes way! Then im like no way! Then she like had proof so then i was like oh yea! im sso random i wish i had ice cream then she was like okay lets go get some then they ended up getting popcorn -.- Then she was like omg i want...