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I saw this morbidly fat couple with a baby today and I had to ask myself... Is that even physically impossible? Seriously, what bed did they flatten in order to make that miracle happen?

Yeah, I know an idiot that is doing the same. They're lame azzes who have nothing else to do. Just hope he doesn't get the iPhone application that lets him disguise his phone number. They call you with their phone but it shows up as somebody else.

Since the Reagan administration implemented the "war on drugs" we've put million of people in jail yet drugs are still just as easy to get. Is it just me or does it seem that organized crime and prison unions are the only ones benefiting from such policies? Did you know that California pays $46K...