Yo momma so stupid, she tried to put m&m's in alphabetical order.
Yo momma so fat when she passed by the Tv, i missed three episodes.
Yo mommas' like a moquito, you have to smack her to get her to stop sucking.
Yo mommas' like a bebe gun, 2 cocks and shes ready to blow.
Yo mommas' like a...