"Clonk, Clonk, Clonk."
"Someone's knocking? At this hour? It's 2:51 AM, the audacity of whom it is! I'll just ignore it--there's no way I'm getting up to answer the door."
"Clonk! Clonk! Clonk!" the door battered.
"Ugh! Why won't they go away? All right, this guy is dead! There's no way I'm...