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I'll give him that one.

Is there a Hopenhagen committee to deal with this problem? Can we superglue the apples back onto the trees? Where is Giant Hamster and ManBearPig?

make me a climate expert? It sure seems like you have to have a certain look before anyone will listen to you.

experiment? I wonder what is really going through that guys mind right now. I wonder how close the thinking is to Joseph Stalin in 1924. "I have the power, now I just need to implement the plan."

Shouldn't she be demanding an Iraq pullout somewhere?

...the worst. Where is Obama from? One would think the American people would wake up to this nightmare. You hired a guy for president who came from the most corrupt city, in the most corrupt state, with a corrupt background, to run the country. Don't blame Bush on this one: its your fault.

You guys have to send me money or I am sucking down a can of 16 oz pork and beans.

vets get the finger? At least those new shipping boxes from China have some wax on them so when the rainy season starts, all the homeless vets will stay a little more dry.

don't you understand? Granted Fidel Castro, Pol Pot, Joseph Stalin, and Mao Tse-Tung never taxed cow farts, but they were not that desperate either.

I'll want to watch some old classics before lights out.

that so bad? Maybe we should go on national health care and ration treatment. We would get rid of these old fools since they would be denied care based on their age and likelyhood of a good outcome, just like they do in England.

to build earth-friendly cars? The executives at Toyota must be sweating in their suits over the concept of biodegradable tires mounted on 50 mpg+ solar powered Yugos.