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    How well does the Honda Catalytic Converter work?

    How clean are the emissions coming from the Honda exhaust pipe, even in the cold winter?
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    Where is the G spot on your Honda?

    In the tailpipe or on the seats?
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    Will the pollution from a new Honda Civic be enough to kill you?

    I think it could be the best way to suicide but not sure if it will kill me or not. What about super gluing your mouth to the exhaust pipe and then using a remote starter to start your Civic? Will that kill you? Least of worries? How come?
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    How come the only way I can get to sleep is in the back seat of my Honda, in...

    ...the garage with my seat belt on? It arouses me sooooooooooo much, comforts me, makes me feel safe, the new car smells released smell amazing and when I turn on the engine, the gasoline exhaust makes me just quiver with excitement. I just roll into the front seat and tap the gasoline pedal...
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    Is a Honda a good replacement for a sex partner?

    I am in high school and no guy wants to touch me or be near me. It makes me very sad so I take it out on my car. Only my doctor knows and I'm afraid to tell my parents. As soon as I turned 17, I bought a brand new Civic with the money my grandma gave me. Since I got it, I use the car as a...
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    Does the smell of gasoline exhaust from your Honda make you horny in the winter?

    Or watching the exhaust ruin the planet and pour into the snow? How does that make you feel inside? I used to like my Barbie doll but as I got older and daddy made me start his car, I got attracted to the 3 Honda cars that our family has. I put the Barbie Doll on the exhaust pipe and floored...
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    When you watch your Honda Civic go through its' emissions test, what happens to

    the front of your pants? Do you wear a very long shirt to cover up the "excitement" in your pants when you watch the probe being placed into your hot, juicy Honda pipe? What else can be done to conceal the fact that you are extremely excited? thanx tom I try that but in the garage I went to...
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    Do you enjoy staring at your Honda Civic exhaust flying out of the exhaust

    pipe into the environment? Do you like to start the car in the garage and watch the HOT gasoline pollution ruin the air? It is sooooooooooooo amazing! The smell makes me jizz all over the hot interior in my new Civic!
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    Who would win? If you turned on your Honda Civic and blew as hard as you can

    into the exhaust pipe? Do you think you would stall your baby or would she be too powerful for you to handle? Who would win?!
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    When you watch your hot Honda Civic go through its' emissions test, what happens to...

    ...the front of your pants? size wise? Are there any large lumps in the front of your pants?
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    If I paid you $1,000, would you handcuff my mouth to your Honda Civic exhaust

    and rev the engine? I don't know, use your imagination!!! hahaha lilmax, THAT'S HOT!!!
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