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    Is 'Fido' a good name for a poem?

    When Adam woke in Eden The creatures had no names To think up words for this and that He thought a fine new game It never rained or thundered Adam lived just on fruit He never wore a shirt or tie Only a birthday suit Adam played hide and seek with God And never found it queer The serpent and...
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    Would this work better as free verse?

    There was an old toad who lived under some weed. He didn't see much; but what little he seed He didn't like much. And how sour he growed. Do you know someone like that bigoted toad?
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    Have you ever eavesdropped on folk in the Garden Centre?

    "You wake up every morning As happy as a bird; I can be as irate as sh1t You never say a word; You keep the place neat as a pin From stormcellar to gable; No matter how late I get home My dinner's on the table; You never ask for clothes or shoes; Never have a headache; You laugh and whistle...
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    Why didn't God punish the Apple?

    Eve would not have eaten it if the Apple had not looked so delicious.
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