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A first grade teacher was trying to stimulate creative thinking in her pupils. She stood in front of the class with her hands behind her back and said, "I'm holding something behind my back. It's round and it fits in the palm of my hand. Who can guess what it is?" Billy's hand went up and he...

Two blondes are on a walk in the woods when they come across some tracks. The first one says, "My daddy has shown me what these are. They're deer tracks." The other one then says, "No, my daddy has told me these are elk tracks." They continue arguing for 20 minutes and then get run over by a train.