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    What headline depressed you more than any other?

    Jennifer Aniston gets a bob.
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    If I let you come and stay with me rent free for a month in my lovely home with a...

    ...ballroom and a balcony, what? would you do for me? It would have to be some thing the sinister man upstairs with the disappearing children can't do.
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    Do you have anything you want to confess in connection with a lawn dart?

    Dammit, there's nothing wrong with my hair. Faron, thank you. I wish more people would post stuff like that.
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    What have you ranted about today?

    Intelligent Design (sic) Gun control, social security, laziness, rudeness, the weather, bankers. Don't you wish you lived with me?
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    Misread any headlines recently?

    I just read "Boxing chimp killed in accident"
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    It's time to confess: what song was written about you?

    Little Miss Can't Be Wrong by the Spin Doctors
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    Did anyone else have a pa just like Homer Simpson's pa?

    My dad and Homer Simpson's dad were indistinguishable.
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    Do people in your family complain for years about their spouses, or do they get

    divorced? I'm the first person in my family to get divorced. Everone else complains.
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    Do very small thin people bring out strange desires in you?

    There used to be this little skin and bones chick at my gym and it was all I could do not to pick her up and see how far I could throw her.
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    Have you ever danced naked in the rain?

    How did the rest of the people at the ball game feel about that?
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    Can you describe the meaning of your avatar's facial expression?

    If your avatar has a face. Me: "Castles with their thrones/Ships upon the sea/Gold and precious stones/All belong to me."
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    Where else can one rot, apart from jail?

    Rotting in jail is sooooo yesterday.
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    What's causing this feeling of benevolence, good humor and love towards everyone?

    I don't drink or do drugs and I haven't had a bump on the head.
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    Horror short story set on boat - need the name?

    I read a great horror story once in an anthology and can't recall the title. It involved two guys on a barge or some other type of boat, sailing down inland waterways. They pick up a beautiful girl and that's when things start going wrong. The story ends with the girl disappearing and the...
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