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and order some food?hehehehe? I really liked that answer. I'm so shy I won't answer the phone when the Preacher calls.LOL

A duck walks into a bar and asks, "Got any grapes?" The bartender, confused, tells the duck that no, his bar doesn't serve grapes. The duck thanks him and leaves. The next day, the duck returns and says, "Got any grapes?" Again, the bartender tells him that, no, the bar does not serve grapes...

Message: A woman places an ad in the local newspaper that read: Looking for a man who won't beat me or run away and is good in bed. After several replies, she invited a man named Bob over. He told her, "as you can see I have no arms so I can't beat you or no legs so I can't run." She...

I have a small chicken farm and I was just thinking "do chickens make love?" My roosters just top the hen and after the fact go right back to what they were doing. The hen doesn't even act concerned.LOL How long will this question last?

Did you like the movie Blazing Saddles?

the rest of the world you know? How do I love thee? Let me count the ways. I love thee to the depth and breadth and height My soul can reach, when feeling out of sight For the ends of being and ideal grace. I love thee to the level of every day's Most quiet need, by sun and candle-light. I love...

are not chatting? Can you trolls find nothing better to do than mess with someone who is answering my questions? If you are a troll do not answer my questions,you are not worthy to be on the same question as my contacts.