This is mine :
You: HIDEY HO!
You: Is your name Laura?
Stranger: Hello there good sir
Stranger: Sure
You: Really?
Stranger: Yeeeeaaaaa
You: your not pulling my tail bone?
Stranger: Why would
Stranger: Why would I ever do that
You: Well Laura...*struts up to laura*..this is Steve
You: I've been...