Do u call a male member a hoo hoo (like you would a female's) or a hee hee (cause its a male and you can't name them the same.) I have very odd friends.
Tell the kids to stop flushing crayons down the toilet (it won't make the water change color) Tell the hubby to bury the dead fish or just give up on fish as a pet option. and CALL A PLUMBER!!!