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A wife was making a breakfast of fried eggs for her husband. Suddenly her husband burst into the kitchen. "Careful. CAREFUL! Put in some more butter! Oh my GOD! You're cooking too many at once. TOO MANY!" Turn them! TURN THEM NOW! We need more butter. Oh, my GOD! WHERE are we going to...

SCHOOL Early one morning a mother went to her sleeping son and woke him up. Mom : "Wake up, son. It's time to go to school." Son : "But why, Mama? I don't want to go to school." Mom : "Give me two reasons why you don't want to go to school." Son : "One, all the children hate me. Two...

One day a 10 year old girl was sitting in a classroom. The teacher was going to begin explaining evolution to the children. She started her lesson by questioning a little boy: Tommy: do you see the tree outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Tommy, do you see the grass outside? TOMMY: Yes. TEACHER: Go...

A brunette is walking through the country, when she finds a bottle. She rubs it, and you guessed it, a genie appears. The genie says, "You are allowed three wishes. But, I must warn you, anything you get, all the blondes in the world get twice as much." The woman says, "Okay. Give me a nice...

Lipstick on the Mirror According to a news report, a certain private school in Victoria, BC recently was faced with a unique problem. A number of grade 12 girls were beginning to use lipstick and would put it on in the bathroom. That was fine, but after they put on their lipstick they would...

The Stupid Test OK. Pay close attention. Here is a very simple little test comprised of four easy questions to determine the level of your intellect. See if you have what it takes to be considered "smart." Your replies must be spontaneous and immediate, with no deliberating or wasting of...

The Successful Smuggler Juan comes up to the Mexican border on his bicycle. He's got two large bags over his shoulders. The guard stops him and says, "What's in the bags?" "Sand," answered Juan. The guard says, "We'll just see about that - get off the bike!" The guard takes the bags and rips...