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    martha stewards post- thanksgiving To Do List joke?

    Martha Stewart's Post-Thanksgiving To Do List 1.Blanch the carcass from your Thanksgiving turkey, taking care to remove all meat, cartilage and sinew.Dry carcass thoroughly. Spray paint the carcass gold, turn it upside down, and use it as a sleigh to hold holiday greeting cards. 2.Outfit...
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    twelve days of thanksgiving.joke?

    The Twelve Days of Thanksgiving.... On the First Day.....We give thanks for the fresh turkey feast and its hot trimmings. On the Second Day.....We bless the cold turkey sandwiches, sloshy cranberry sauce, and hard rolls. On the Third Day.....We praise the turkey pie and vintage mixed veggies...
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    The Top 15 Least Popular Leftover Turkey Dishes joke?

    The Top 15 Least Popular Leftover Turkey Dishes 15. Grandma's Pre-Gummed Turkey Neck 14. Deep-Fried Turkey Heads 'n' Velveeta 13. Roasted Neck-on-a-Stick 12. Turkey-House Cookies 11. Carcass Cacciatore 10. Forgotten Giblet Bag Pate' 9. Marrowloaf 8. Pudenda Pudding 7. Ice Cold Turkey...
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    early chrismas joke.?

    Turkey Kills! To you turkey eaters, here's an early chrismas warning: Turkey kills! Just like crack, like alcohol, like handguns. Oh, it seems innocent. But turkey contains tryptophan. Tryptophan (n.): a crystalline amino acid, C11H12N2O2, that is widely distributed in proteins and which can...
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