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    I sold my computer to pay for internet connection after selling my car for gas money....

    ...Am I just totally? screwed now?
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    Do you ever shake your groove thang?

    The last time I went clubbing I came back home with three baby harp seals.
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    What happened to the dinosaurs that lived 60 million years ago that argued...

    ...against global cooling? Did they? go on Jurassic cable Fox TV to claim along with Annasaurus Coulter that it was all part of a vast left wing conspiracy?
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    I am writing a news story about an insane man who rapes a washer woman and runs away....

    ...Is this a good headline? for it? " Nut Screws Washer and Bolts." I really want to hammer this story home.
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    Can attending Catholic Church service be an aerobic exercise? When you are not...

    ...sitting and standing you are? kneeling and genuflecting. I lost over ten pounds in the first month I was a member.
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    I think that it is great that when my girlfriend comes over to visit she likes...

    ...to take her clothes off and? walk around naked. Unfortunately, I still live with my parents. Should I have a talk with her about this?
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    What shale I do? I want to be a geologist but I am too sedimentary to be...

    ...boulder in my ways and not take? things for granite.
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    Do large animal veterinarians who perform artificial inseminations ever get

    emotionally attached to their? bovine clients? Do they share a moment together over a cud of alfalfa?
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    Is the Christian Conservative God a god of tolerance or intolerance? Jesus

    seemed to teach a mixed bag of? tolerance.
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    As a parent do you ever long for the TV shows of your youth? My 14 year old son

    watches The Family Guy. I? sometimes listen to part of it and cringe a bit. This show knows no boundaries and after awhile there is no shock value left. There was some shock value when Rob and Laura Petrie shared the same bed( how did all those 50's sitcom couples have babies with twin beds?) on...
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    Are the bedbugs that inhabit the more exclusive hotels in New York City such as the

    Waldorf a fancier breed? Surely they aren't the common garden variety bedbugs that inhabit the low rent district.
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    Is sex like playing a game of contract bridge? If you don't have a good partner...

    ...you had better have a? good hand.
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    I am on page 37 of the Kama Sutra and I can't extricate left leg from around...

    ...my girlfriends shoulder. What? should I do? I left my cell phone in my pants pocket.
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    What do you think about online pictures of frisky wilderness animals

    frolicking and prancing about? Are you? in favor of online gamboling? Is the risk too great?
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    What do you think about online pictures of frisky wilderness animals

    frolicking and prancing about? Are you? in favor of online gamboling? Is the risk too great?
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    What do you think about online pictures of frisky wilderness animals

    frolicking and prancing about? Are you? in favor of online gamboling? Is the risk too great?
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    What do you think about online pictures of frisky wilderness animals

    frolicking and prancing about? Are you? in favor of online gamboling? Is the risk too great?
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    Will I put my manhood at risk if I go to an Air Supply concert? They are coming

    to an Indian Casino in Oregon.? I am afraid that one of the side effects might be my wanting to watch "The View" during the day.
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    Why does the media ignore all of Tiger Woods good works? Hasn't he given...

    ...generously to such notable charities? as Toys For Tarts and Habitat for Hookers?
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    Our church is staging mixed martial arts cage fighting to raise money for our...

    ...community outreach program. Is? this a good idea?
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