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    The other day I got pulled over, and the officer asked if he could search my car...?

    I just let out a big silent and stinky fart right before that, so I wanted to get some fresh air, so I let him while I stepped out of the car, did I break any laws exposing him to my flatus?
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    If you could re-write the 10 commandments, so they would be the 10 worst things

    that no one should ever do...? ... what would they be? Would you keep taking the lord's name in vain on there, or worshiping other gods? Just think of the 10 worst crimes, and shouldn't there be commandments forbidding those?
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    I heard of a news article where a midget psychic was fleeing from the police, but I...

    ...forget the title? ...does anyone know what the title of the headline was?
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    Since Christians want to "Teach the Controversy" in biology class, to include...

    ...Intelligent Design...? ... are we going also be required to teach the controversy in history class that the holocaust never happened? I said ID, not Creationism. If ID were true, it doesn't mean Creationism is true. rhodes, you don't know what theory means in science. Gravity is a theory...
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    Why do most pro-life people oppose guaranteed health-care for people,

    including children? ...with their value on life, wouldn't they want to preserve it after it has been born?
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    What do you think of our schools teaching CHILDREN that being divorced is okay?

    ...divorce is against GOD, why are schools telling children that it is ACCEPTABLE that some parents are DIVORCED?
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    AA replaces alcohol with God. Yet atheists have never complained...?

    ...is this because atheists never end up in AA?
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    Is this proof of Intelligent Design?

    ...some places when they serve wings, keep the wing tips on. I can't imagine a better handle for the wings than the wing tips. Can this be anything other than an intelligence designing chicken wings to have handles to better enjoy their yumminess?
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    When terrorists step up to bombs inside their bodies, will TSA probe orifices in the...

    ...name of safety? ...and since flying is not a right, they could require strip searches and probing on all passengers, is this not correct?
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    If God/Satan planted dinosaur bones to test/trick our faith...?

    ...where did dinosaur poop come from?
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    What kind of fish would Jesus bring to a BBQ?

    ...my friends are hosting a BBQ tomorrow, and I wanna grill up a fish, what type of fish would Jesus grill?
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    Christians, how many of you don't follow these verses in the bible?

    Deuteronomy 22:13-21 "A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed."
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    Christians, how many of you don't follow these verses in the bible?

    Deuteronomy 22:13-21 "A marriage shall be considered valid only if the wife is a virgin. If the wife is not a virgin, she shall be executed."
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    If the Gospel of the Flying Spaghetti Monster were not true, why is it in the

    non-fiction section...? ...under 818 (American literature in English, 818 Miscellaneous writings)... with 817 being the 817 "Satire & humor" section. If is is listed under this, is it not the truth?
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    If heaven is 'without time' how am I going to cook food, which is one of my favorite

    things, in heaven? I don't want to eat, I want to cook. Heaven would be no fun if there were no cooking.
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    What does 'Intelligent-Design' say about ... ?

    ...the creation of midgets?
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    If you don't have sex before marriage...?

    ... how do you know you're not marrying a transsexual?
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    If man was made in God's image...?

    ...who currently alive on this planet most resembles God?
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