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A man walks in to a bar, and says "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer." The bartender says, "Seems as though you’ve got a major stuttering problem." The man replies, "N-n-no k-k-k-idding!" The bartender says, "I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon she gave me oral sex three times in a row...

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A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small...

This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, "Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head. What's the deal?" The man said "Oh...

Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the ward, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to top speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was a sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some joined in. One day, Ethel was...

The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised answers, "Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts... In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are...

A dedicated union worker was attending a convention and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I’m sorry it isn’t." "Well, if I pay you £100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets £80 and...