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    Does God have a prayer complaint hotline, I asked for a couple of redheads...

    ...and wound up with two Irish Setters? (((Sinner))) @ Ren: Guilty as charged. I did an advanced search of "prayer complaint hotline" and it said I hadn't asked it for three years, but I'm running out of fresh material.
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    Is it wrong to go to the mall dressed as Santa, and tell random children they're...

    ...on the naughty list? (Sassy & Kar))) And Kar, you're right. Although I'm sorely tempted with one of the neighbor kids...
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    If there was a book where the heroine had to choose between necrophilia and

    bestiality, would that be porno? Or Twilight?
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    Could my friend charge double for hot air balloon rides if he marketed them

    as "rapture preparedness drills"? Really, a buddy of mine owns a hot air balloon.
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    If God can do anything, could He make Dane Cook say something funny?

    Just once...?
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