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    My student nephew had to write a poem with the word Timbuktu.He has wrtten

    two,which one should he go with? 1. Slowly across the desert sand, trekked a lonely caravan, men on camels two by two, destination - Timbuktu. 2. Me and Tim a hunting went, we met three wh0res in a pop up tent. they were three and we were two, I bucked one and Timbuktu.
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    What is your choice?Laurel and Hardy or Peter Cook and Dudley Moore?

    The 2 Ronnies or Morcambe and Wise? Jinky or Larrson? Super Ally or Laudrup? Beatles or Oasis? Martin Luther King or Mandella? Irn Bru or Coke? Black pudding or Haggis? X Factor or X Files? Red or Yellow? Drunk or Sober? Dundee United or Aberdeen
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    Two weeks tomorrow my camping trip?

    5 days of sleeping rough. Every year when it's over I say.I'm too old for this that was my last camping trip. When it comes around again i'm fevered and can't wait. There's 10 of us confirmed.7 Rangers fans 1 Celtic fan 1 Man.City fan and 1 who doesn't like fitba' a lot of puff and beer will be...
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    The good news about middle age is that the glass is still half full?

    The bad news is that your teeth are in it.
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    Quick quiz about S/F section?

    1) What was Green Brigade's name 1 year ago? 2) What team does Saorise support? 3) Who won last years predictor? 4) What is Falgee's favourite band? 5) What is Biker bear's latest name? 6) Alex Geezer and Maggie Mendes were born in the same year.Which year? 7) Who is recognised as the top man...
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    Pat and Mick were in court?

    Pat got jailed for sh***ing a goat. Mick got jailed for acting the goat.
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