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It fluctuates , depending on sexual content vs jigglespam vs mankeroids ingested vs cloud formations. .

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Meeper you will probably see active duty in some desert. They will say anything to you, but once you're in you're government property. That's what you want out of life? To be someone's property, just like slaves were back in time? You can make it in life without joining the military. What...

My sentiments exactly. I am such a cautious driver for a few reasons. The first one being that: I DON'T WANNA DIE. And the second one is because... I don't have a license... And an illegal car... I sure as HELL don't wanna get pulled over.

WTF! Tax information!? That is definately not in the work contract. Christ, it makes ME mad and I don't even work for her! Ok, go to a lawyer or someone you know who is well-informed about the law, tell them whats going on, and sue. Better yet, organize all of your co-workers and do it together...

I think that is one of the most intelligent things I have ever read in this forum. Major props to the kid. ;) It is kind of in the lines of men only having so many blood vessels, and therefore can only think with one head at a time.

Texas instead? I have more beer and womens than I need and I'm willing to share.

I find it hard to believe that you literally eat a cassette. The entire situation is sickening though, listening to babies wishing you would eat them? You need sun, like Unforgiven said. You also need help, major help like victoria said. You need many things, what you don't need is a baby...

You're in my prayers.

i feel bad for you.. it sucks to worrie about something about yourself. i am not fat but i have other things i worrie about so i can understand.. :-/ just stick with it.. thats about all i can say.

Yes, all women are evil. We ended Eden. Not because satan tempted us, but because We Wanted Too.

So today after work I jump on my bike and go over to a book store to find me something to read. On my way home I stop at a light next to a VW jetta. I'm just sitting there, enjoying the sun, doing nothing to nobody when the bitch in the passenger seat turns to me and ays "I hope you have a...

can you tell me how to reload 9550's VSM? Plz reply, thanks!

...See if I ever check you for ovarian cancer... My penis is a dousing rod for cancer. You might have Prostate cancer. We better check that out. :tongue: It works better if it's kissed. Yeah, it's pretty sad but it beats death by a long shot.

It's not unheard of the to have over 100k before needing major engine work as long as proper maintenance is maintained. A bike can get the same mileage as a car, but most bikes don't because people fail to maintain their bikes.

hi every one i have u800 but ring is low i change the ringer ic and ringer also please any one give right solution for this problem pleaseeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

Fucking idiot, don't ressurect old threads. Welcome to wtf, Assbait. :mfinger:

Installed ceramic pads! They work great.:bluethum::)

Hey Plum, I wrote on here before that my bike was unridable for more than an hour a day when I first got it and was actually on the list to order the sargent seat but after I got my suspension set up for my weight all my problems went away. Just getting different / thicker foam and a shop to...

... *cough* I'm sure you were thinking of "girl uppercutting boy".