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Johnny asked his dad "Where did I come from?" His dad said, "I met your mother in a chat room, then we had coffee in a cyber cafe, and I Googled her, and she kept saying Yahoo when I gave her a few Gigabytes and fed her my hard drive attachment. When I began to download my spam I realized...

I put this on before and didn't get many answers. Only answer if you didn't see it the first time. A man went into the pub and said to the bartender "I have 3 daughters, and their ages total 18. Also, my oldest is the same as your address." The bartender replied "OK I know how old your oldest...

I agree with C !

About 20 years ago 2 men were arrested in Sydney Australia for stealing a very large yellow diamond from an Angus & Coote display in the Sydney Town Hall. They lived on Playfair Street. My ideas for a headline, I think beats anything the papers came up with: PLAYFAIR PAIR PLAY FOUL.

What might be OK for stage actors is just too obvious on TV. If I tone the colour down to get rid of it, the whole picture looks washed out.........

(Australia): my lemon tree is loaded with lemons, just starting to get yellow, and lately cockatoos have been picking dozens, mostly green ones, and eating a big hole in them, then dropping the damaged ones on the ground. One even flew off with one in his beak. I put out a scarecrow this...

is difficult to understand? Do you give up, or persevere, hoping to get something out of it?

Getting your photo taken together. Is that the legal age for drinking where you are? Then having a glass of champagne. Rock climbing. Maybe he will propose!