Lol this isn't what you think. It's a mnemonic device that I like to use to remember the 7 taxons. But I need a really naughty, or funny one to remember the 6 kingdoms.
Archaebacteria =
Eubacteria=
Protista=
Fungi=
Plantae=
Animalia=
Please help me!! :) The funnier the easier I'll remember!