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Suppose some con-merchant was trying to create a new religious cult, for the purpose of duping people out of large sums of money -- but you didn't know that he was actually a con-merchant. He claims to have met an angel who shew him where to find a weirdy computer disc, a bit like a CD but not...

Chickens are birds. So are ducks and turkeys, and I've fed my cat all those flavours. I have often wondered why, seeing as how all cats *think* they're lions and tigers, cat food doesn't come in flavours such as antelope or zebra .....

Or do some people actually take it seriously?

No, but I would give you a free lesson on homophones: "curb" = put a stop to "kerb" = boundary between pavement and road I might even take you for a pint of Business As Usual, so you could find out what real beer tastes like.

Sometimes, debating gets you nowhere -- you need some actual evidence. Aristotle and others spent many years debating how many teeth were in a woman's mouth, before anybody had the idea actually to go and count them.

An inverter only has one input. An EOR gate can't be forced to a known state from one input. (An AND gate can be forced to output a 0, by making one of the inputs 0, and an OR gate can be forced to output a 1 by making one of the inputs a 1.)

Come on, people, don't feed the troll.

I want to write a console application in Perl, that will log into one of my Yahoo! groups and parse the latest messages for me. (Eventually I'd like to run it as a cron job .....) Is there a Perl module that I can use to make this a bit easier? Some Source Code examples? Anything?!

Toasters are just evil -- they make electric-tasting toast. Gas toast just tastes far nicer, especially when served with real butter as opposed to some artificial "butter-like" substitute made from axle grease and buttermilk (which is the stuff you throw away when making butter). Of course...

Toasters are just evil -- they make electric-tasting toast. Gas toast just tastes far nicer, especially when served with real butter as opposed to some artificial "butter-like" substitute made from axle grease and buttermilk (which is the stuff you throw away when making butter). Of course...

Toasters are just evil -- they make electric-tasting toast. Gas toast just tastes far nicer, especially when served with real butter as opposed to some artificial "butter-like" substitute made from axle grease and buttermilk (which is the stuff you throw away when making butter). Of course...

In English, the adjective usually goes before the noun; so with cars, it goes make, model. Like "Renault Mégane" or "Vauxhall Corsa". So why "Robin Reliant" ?

No -- you will suffer from extreme sexual frustration, and there is even a serious chance that you could end up raping somebody. You need professional help. Even if this offends you, you must understand that your strong conservative views *are* the problem.

The easiest way is to include it the output of the counter program within an iFrame in your page: <iframe width="100" height="40" id="counter" src="/cgi-bin/counter"></iframe> (Change height and width to suit. Anything between the tags will be displayed in really ancient browsers that don't...

I'm writing an app in Perl that I'd like to open-source. I am including an optional feature which will only work on KDE. This obviously requires a Unix-like system such as Solaris or Linux. Is there an easy way to tell from within a Perl script whether we are running on Windows?

I'm writing an app in Perl that I'd like to open-source. I am including an optional feature which will only work on KDE. This obviously requires a Unix-like system such as Solaris or Linux. Is there an easy way to tell from within a Perl script whether we are running on Windows?

The easiest way is to include it the output of the counter program within an iFrame in your page: <iframe width="100" height="40" id="counter" src="/cgi-bin/counter"></iframe> (Change height and width to suit. Anything between the tags will be displayed in really ancient browsers that don't...

The easiest way is to include it the output of the counter program within an iFrame in your page: <iframe width="100" height="40" id="counter" src="/cgi-bin/counter"></iframe> (Change height and width to suit. Anything between the tags will be displayed in really ancient browsers that don't...

The easiest way is to include it the output of the counter program within an iFrame in your page: <iframe width="100" height="40" id="counter" src="/cgi-bin/counter"></iframe> (Change height and width to suit. Anything between the tags will be displayed in really ancient browsers that don't...