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    Did you ever play at Commandos?

    Playing Commandoes (Aged 6) Doing a belly-crawl, through the undergrowth. as stealthily as a Cougar. I had hauf a stick o' rhubarb left, and a wee brown poke o' sugar. Bliss.
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    ..Does anybody have any "AB LOUNGE XL" experiences/reviews?

    I just need to know if this product really does work.. can you really get nice abs in short time with this?
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    How can Buk get Danny and Nancy to do HIS bidding?

    Well, he can't talk to them directly because he's blocked them through his own ignorance and self-importance. But he should always start with a good mouthwash. Your breath gets a little rancid when your head's been so far up yerarse, no matter how many well (ahem,titter titter)...
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    So, am I whining or bragging about my violations?

    I'd say bragging. When people don't like what they read, they report it as a violation, while all the time claiming they don't care what I say or think. It's make your mind up time folks. You can't have it both ways. LMFAO
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    what to do next after writing a romantic letter?

    I really like the girl next door, she is 23 I am 20, we have never rele spoken but everytime we see each other we say hi and rele smile at each other and keep such good eye contact. I have never rele been with anyone before and am shy so I wrote her a really truefull romantic letter basically...
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    Do you have an irrational fear of garden ornaments?

    Wilbur’s gonna get me/you! My dearest wife, has caused some strife, for me myself and my daughter. She’s bought this gnome called Wilbur, who is made of terracotta. He’s sitting by my new garden pond, his feet dangling in the water. (I wonder if he’s her revenge, for the last cruddy gift that...
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    How much to bid for a flight to Paris?

    I'm leaving to Paris from Atlanta on the 5th of April. As of today round trips go for 1200. I want to do a Priceline bid to get it cheaper. What do you think is a fair bid that would probably get accepted? I'm thinking around 800-900. You think I could go lower?
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    Do you put old jokes in rhyme?

    The Chicken Librarian and the Fussy Frog I’m not all that sure if this is really funny, It may just be the way that they said it. The chicken kept on saying, “Buk, buk buk!! The frog just said, “Read it, read it, read it!!”
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    norwich UK ford ka parts?

    does anybody know good websites or places in the UK (prefereably the Norwich area) where I can decent priced parts/spares for a 2001 plate Ford KA 1.3i I basically wanna get some decent wheel trims (not alloys) & a stainless steel exhaust tip Thanks
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    norwich UK ford ka parts?

    does anybody know good websites or places in the UK (prefereably the Norwich area) where I can decent priced parts/spares for a 2001 plate Ford KA 1.3i I basically wanna get some decent wheel trims (not alloys) & a stainless steel exhaust tip Thanks
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    Why did the Garden of Eden need a Tree of Life?

    It was as a counterbalance for the Shrubbery of Death!
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    I need shape poetry ideas....?

    Light bulbs or Lamps are fairly easy to hem.
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    Is anyone fluent, in Jockinese poetry?

    Set in Damascus around 00 BC/AD As a result of new historic data These facts have all been proven. At the time of this story, Damascus was Over-run by Jakies from Govan ……… ……… “Man, this place is mingin’ and the prices ur a scandal Basturds charged me twinty groats Joost tay re-heel ma...
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    Would you care to rip this poem to pieces?

    The meadows of the mind Oh would, that we could find when called The meadows of the mind And brush them with the breeze of sighs To swirl and spiral in our eyes Oh would, that we could find when called The meadows of the mind At one, as one in solitude Beneath a bronzen Sun-God’s gaze...
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    What do you say to 'Oh Why Can't Poets And The English Learn To Speak?' mawnin pome?

    Our language is in safe hands, but there is no safety net. Bumby. (Soon to be a musical animation.) Once apin a timbly time The forest shook with frighty-fear the culprit of this heinous crime a nasty-wasty baby deer with big doe-eyes and flickety ears and spindly-windly legs with every step...
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