Playing Commandoes (Aged 6)
Doing a belly-crawl, through the undergrowth.
as stealthily as a Cougar.
I had hauf a stick o' rhubarb left,
and a wee brown poke o' sugar.
Bliss.
Well, he can't talk to them directly because he's blocked them through his own ignorance and self-importance. But he should always start with a good mouthwash. Your breath gets a little rancid when your head's been so far up yerarse, no matter how many well (ahem,titter titter)...
I'd say bragging. When people don't like what they read, they report it as a violation, while all the time claiming they don't care what I say or think. It's make your mind up time folks. You can't have it both ways. LMFAO
I really like the girl next door, she is 23 I am 20, we have never rele spoken but everytime we see each other we say hi and rele smile at each other and keep such good eye contact.
I have never rele been with anyone before and am shy so I wrote her a really truefull romantic letter basically...
Wilbur’s gonna get me/you!
My dearest wife, has caused some strife,
for me myself and my daughter.
She’s bought this gnome called Wilbur,
who is made of terracotta.
He’s sitting by my new garden pond,
his feet dangling in the water.
(I wonder if he’s her revenge,
for the last cruddy gift that...
I'm leaving to Paris from Atlanta on the 5th of April. As of today round trips go for 1200. I want to do a Priceline bid to get it cheaper. What do you think is a fair bid that would probably get accepted? I'm thinking around 800-900. You think I could go lower?
The Chicken Librarian and the Fussy Frog
I’m not all that sure if this is really funny,
It may just be the way that they said it.
The chicken kept on saying, “Buk, buk buk!!
The frog just said, “Read it, read it, read it!!”
does anybody know good websites or places in the UK (prefereably the Norwich area) where I can decent priced parts/spares for a 2001 plate Ford KA 1.3i
I basically wanna get some decent wheel trims (not alloys) & a stainless steel exhaust tip
Thanks
does anybody know good websites or places in the UK (prefereably the Norwich area) where I can decent priced parts/spares for a 2001 plate Ford KA 1.3i
I basically wanna get some decent wheel trims (not alloys) & a stainless steel exhaust tip
Thanks
Set in Damascus around 00 BC/AD
As a result of new historic data
These facts have all been proven.
At the time of this story, Damascus was
Over-run by Jakies from Govan
………
………
“Man, this place is mingin’
and the prices ur a scandal
Basturds charged me twinty groats
Joost tay re-heel ma...
The meadows of the mind
Oh would, that we could find when called
The meadows of the mind
And brush them with the breeze of sighs
To swirl and spiral in our eyes
Oh would, that we could find when called
The meadows of the mind
At one, as one in solitude
Beneath a bronzen Sun-God’s gaze...
Our language is in safe hands, but there is no safety net.
Bumby. (Soon to be a musical animation.)
Once apin a timbly time
The forest shook with frighty-fear
the culprit of this heinous crime
a nasty-wasty baby deer
with big doe-eyes and flickety ears
and spindly-windly legs
with every step...