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Kids? Wear helmets? Nah, its not cool. Kids think they are invincible, give em a reason to think otherwise. :thumbsup:

Just add 5 times...

Do you use hair spray? That's an old trick for yellow jackets...spray them, their wings get stuck together, then they fall on the ground. Proceed to step on them and you'll be on your way. They won't be trying to steal a bite of your bologna sandwich then. Yellow jackets are what most people...

Or, y'know, an acoustic guitarist. P.S. Both the guitarists in my band have foot switches that came with their amps to switch channels on the fly, in addition to the button on the amp. Does your amp not have a port for such a foot switch?

I'm thinking about just not working and utilizing credit card debt to the full advantage, until I either get killed by the IRS or something good happens. Until then I will continue to bitch about my job, especially when it's for irrational reasons, like some guy making me repeat his total 15...

It'd be funnier if it was a buttplug or dildo..and you'd be all "car raper!" or something..or then when you'd drive and it'd drop out and everyone would see it and be all "omg you have a weird fetish" then you'd try to explain that some "bandit" put it there and everyone would be all...

;999330']If you ever get bugs around the house- 1. Clean and stop eating on the carpet. Use a vacuum at a minimum of once a week. 2. I also learned not to keep around those plastic and paper bags from the grocery store. These bags sit on dirty warehouses for months and roach eggs can lay...

The same way people sell their dead bodies to science, duh.

i'm happy for you pa....i mean siryus! keep it up hun! :D

It's amazing how much out lives rely on the damn things. We hardly remember numbers in our phone books off the top of our head. I use the time on there to get me through the day and never had a watch. My appointments are stored there to remind me where to go and what time of the day. Well...

You're entirely missing my point, and my use of sarcasm to make my point. 1. School does in fact promote social skills. 2. I wouldn't trust you to educate my (hypothetical) kids either. :tongue: 3. I wouldn't let my kids on this site until they were 15 - 16 or so depending on how well I feel...

i have the same problem. im currently trying to quit now. its been 2 days. i only smoke when im stressed, fucked up, or friends are around. right now ims tressed so i kinda what a cigarette, but if i relax i can go for weeks and weeks without smoking and then ill have one of those stressed...

dude you hit him LOL

I'm always up for new approaches, I'll turn this one over to ya, but don't lose her man. I like this one, so much potential to turn her into a raging sexual dynamo.

there is nothing anyone can say to this person. he will always come up with a reason why he cant do something. its pointless. he cant walk cuzza 60 degree hills, or hes athsmatic, or theres nothing to do... WAH WAH. talk and talk but he will always find a reason or excuse for not doing...

I've written term papers in 30 minutes and gotten A's on them. However, I'm trying to cut down on shit like that. I've noticed that early in the semester I get bored very easily, but late in the semester I'm always cramming shit in, and that's just not right. Let us know how it goes!

Someone made me get a myspace, and people tell me to keep posting shit... So I do... But, if you ask me.. Myspace is total batshit chainsaw guts fuck...

Jealous!? :banghead:

let them hit the ground and never let them get up. its there own fault they are down there