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Yeah who wants to touch a bum? Smelling them is bad enough? xD

slaughter a pig in the restaurant then and see if its banned or not :dabs:

why do you keep acting like england is the best country out there? answer please, no stupid comments.

Thats actually water drainage for the monsoon. Thats how much water fills up over there. People just crap attack because they are too poor to afford bathrooms in their house. some houses have community bathrooms, jut like a college dorm, only grosser.

girlfriends and boyfriends cause trouble. its that simple. when you take your time being confused about them you cant grow as a person which sucks. i constantly have this problem, i end up liking like 50 guys at once until my heade xplodes. i make stupid mistakes all the time based on my...

I get sick around the same time every year, which is in about a month. Coughs, head aches, dry, scratchy throat, and worst of all, a runny nose. The weather doesn't actually make you sick; the coldness just weakens your immune system. That's why the flu spreads like a wildfire in the winter...

Boy your posting skills really shine when posting a macro.

The same thing I thought when she came home and told me about what happened. That worries me pretty bad. Same here. Thanks!

Oh dear god.......

Good for you, girl! Take a stand. I joined weight watchers, and within the first week I lost 3.8 pounds. They let you eat what you want, but teach you to eat in moderation by following the point system, and they also encourage exercise (sp?) that fits into your every day lifestyle. That...

As they sit down, quickly lick their cheek and wink knowingly at them. Then loudly announce that you're Abraham Lincoln. That should take care of the problem. No one will sit next to you again.

My fuckin' parents went on vacation when they knew I culdn't go. I have school in little under a week, so they schedule it now. That means I'm alone for a week, heating up shitty microwavable diners. No one can come see me. My sister, the only one with a car and license, is under house arrest...

(WARNING: This is a tl;dr post, just so your forewarned.) Alright, so let me start by saying that I work at a department store. I'll leave it unnamed, or else I'd probably be shot in my sleep for this. It's a shitty one, and I don't like how this company runs things, but oh fucking well, it's a...

U just say "YES OFFICER I REALIZE I WAS TAIL GATING". DUH!

Holy shit that's stupid. The same thing almost sort of happened to my boyfriend, who was driving our car and just slightly bumped the chick in front of him at a light because of the rain. There was the tiniest dent, but she insisted on calling the cops out, "Just in case." In case what, you...

I'ma play it online soon, should be fun. :thumbsup: