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    what do you think of this joke , star if you like?

    A man walks in to a bar, and says "G-g-gimme a b-b-beer." The bartender says, "Seems as though you’ve got a major stuttering problem." The man replies, "N-n-no k-k-k-idding!" The bartender says, "I used to stutter, but my wife cured me. One afternoon she gave me oral sex three times in a row...
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    If you were a bike , who would you let ride you?

    good way to get passed yahoo censor
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    A joke for a certain young lady?

    A guy walks into a pharmacy and says to the pharmacist, "Listen, I have three girls coming over tonight. I've never had three girls at once,and I need something to keep me horny.. keep me potent." The pharmacist reaches under the counter, unlocks the bottom drawer and takes out a small...
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    have you got the perfect rhythm (joke)?

    Mary was talking to her 97 years aged friend whose hubby passed away recently. "Oh Susan, I’m so sorry. How did Tom die?" "He had a heart attack on last Sunday morning while we were making love." "But Susan," says Ruth, "Didn’t you realize that at this age having sex would be asking for...
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    There are still silly jokes about enjoy?

    This guy went into a bar and ordered a beer. He happened to look down the bar and see a man sitting there with a head the size of a cue ball. So he walked down and said to the man, "Excuse me sir, I don't mean to be rude but I noticed you have a small head. What's the deal?" The man said "Oh...
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    Do yo know the highway code ( joke )?

    Ethel was a bit of a demon in her wheelchair and loved to charge around the ward, taking corners on one wheel, and getting up to top speed on the long corridors. Because the poor woman was a sandwich short of a picnic, the other residents tolerated her, and some joined in. One day, Ethel was...
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    A joke for all the family?

    The family is sitting at the dinner table. The son asks his father "Dad, how many kinds of boobies are there?" The father, surprised answers, "Well son, there’s three kinds of breasts... In her twenties, a woman’s breasts are like melons, round & firm. In her thirties & forties, they are...
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    Your in the union now ( joke )?

    A dedicated union worker was attending a convention and decided to check out the local brothels. When he got to the first one, he asked the Madam, "Is this a union house?" "No," she replied, "I’m sorry it isn’t." "Well, if I pay you £100, what cut do the girls get?" "The house gets £80 and...
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    Newspaper headlines from Friday, June 26th 2009................?

    10 out of 10 plus a gold star for a super star because that's how funny you are ha ha ha ha
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    Would you complain if the bartender put alcohol in your drink by accident?

    Hi Bo P The barman knows your a regular now lol He would be joining mj if you did not have drink lol
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