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Take the baby across. Then take the dog across. Bring the baby back. Leave the baby. Then take the poison across, and bring the dog back. Then bring the baby across and take the poison back. Drown the dog, strangle the baby, drink the poison. No more problem.

well, at least she's avoided carpet burns...

hey,i drive a hyundai coupe and awhile back my alarm start going haywire and my key wouldnt open the car /turn off d alarm and now i have to use the key manually???anyone have an idea whats wrong with it and how much it would be to get fixed??????????btw its 5 yrs old

If I went to my butcher and asked him for a "gross" of eggs, plus a "baker's dozen".......how many would he charge me for? nope...nobody yet. hee hee : ) ANSWER: a gross=144 baker's dozen= 13 But butchers don't sell eggs, they sell meat. answer........0 even though L's answer was...

Marge has two sisters: 1. What are their names? 2. Which one has the pet? 3. What kind of animal is it? 4. What is it's name?

_____________________!? Funniest, and most imaginative sentence takes ALL. Example: My retarded monkey ate his own turds because he was trapped in a closet and freaked out! Example: My little sister ate a diseased rat because she's not quite right and never has been!

I am the Keymaster! are you the gatekeeper?

Give one to each of them....only three people....!

I have a brain, but no skull. an eye, but no nose. I weigh less than I did on the day of my birth. And though I have never seen my mother smile, Some would say I have looked upon the face of God. What Am I???

added.....? I like to wind, but I don't own a watch. I like to creep, but make others crawl. I live well-above ground, but I don't make a sound, and although I don't move, beware and behoove; If I get in your way, it's YOU who will pay. .CLUE: remember what The Elephant Man implored!

stick with your first choice. go with your gut.

I think its because they like the fact that, when people are telling them to gain weight, they're also telling them they're not fat. plain and simple

...enable the Album art veiw? I am so frusterated with my Zen Vision M. I like my Zen better than my old IPod in every way except that it doesnt display the album art for the song you are playing. I found out there is a way to make the player do that, but I can't find the FRICKNG software to...

i want to know where can i find it. i am not going to change my card i know my card is very bad but still help me with this.

plz...answer my question?..what s d subject of the poem entitled "the guerilla is like a poet"?...and gve me some theme of the poem...plzz....

You are not going to convince Bible believing Christians that the Bible is wrong. If you wish to argue particular aspects as to how society treats homosexuals (or other sexual deviants) then you may be able to convince some of your arguments.....but the issue as to it being sin is a settled...

I just bought a apple tv with Boxee and XBMC. I want to wireless stream my music, movies, and shows to my Apple Tv. My computer is running Vista.

...It's about the faggiest color.? we already thought of a lot of names like xenon warrior princess, and lola. even naomi ( i moan backwards ) if you think of anything then you need to post it! i don't care what it is or how stupid!!!

...says "Let's Go!" in STEP UP 2? I really want to know that song. its so fully sick.