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    God damnit!

    My husband is from California. His little brother calls me all the time to rub it in that their weather is so nice. D;
  2. J

    Does a cow shit in the woods?

    Rosko, you know, your biggest mistake was getting into the system in the first place. The system does not consider individuality nor does it consider isolated incidences. From now on, everything you can and can not do will be because of your primary mistake of getting caught.
  3. J

    Hello, Noobs ...

    Hi evreryone just joined hope its going to be greaton this site
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    Owie

    Appendicitis or kidney stones are what come to mind when I hear about pain in abdomen. Hope you find out your ailment and a speedy remedy. Hang in there, Maggie, you'll be okay. edit: I forgot about pregnancy and ulcers.
  5. J

    My fucken lawn mower

    ROTFLMB
  6. J

    You Fucking Cocksucker, Quit Sending Cops To My House

    Hrm, I was thinking they'd prob do the red and black deck of death...
  7. J

    Rednecks and football games

    "I wondered why the frisbee was getting bigger than it hit me" Unknown
  8. J

    Unable to care

    My poor confused friend, once you dive in the puss, you will know there is a reason to wake up happy every morning. That you will do all of you work happily so you can get to the pussy quicker. Plus smoke some of my avatar.
  9. J

    In which Jesse realizes she has to grow up.

    It won't be as bad as you're making it out to be. At least you'll have somebody to help you.
  10. J

    Fucking surgery

    Ive know I had this problem since I was about 8. I have a problem similar to a hurneya (i tried) its basically a tube running from my abdomen to my testicles thats delivering a liquid into my scrotum (If you were to look, one looks normal and the other one looks like its swollen to 2x-3x its...
  11. J

    FuK YOUR I.Q>

    i took one on emode.com... scored a 148... which is bullshit, cause i'd be suprised if my IQ is higher than 90 :tongue:
  12. J

    Please Read....

    this reminds of a painting I saw in the national art gallery of Canada, there was a cut off bleeding dick held in some persons hand and there were many stomping feet at the bottom of the picture.... scared the crap out of me... it was all I could do to stifle a scream... (yes, it was painted by...
  13. J

    Moronic hotel customers...

    That is true noy alot of people are truely happy when they get served. It is hard.
  14. J

    Blizzard of '06

    man that fucking sucks. good thing we got the back end of the storm, we only have about 4 inches. Just to let you know, but have fun staying warm.:)
  15. J

    This is hard

    Are you saying you gotta fight for your right to party?
  16. J

    T-mobile Customer Care Sux Dikk

    WTF?, WATS WRONG WITH U? IM TALKIN ABOUT T-MOBILE AND THESE FAGS WANNA RIP ME CUZ I GOT A RED FONT? UM....OK, FUKK BOTH U FAGS, I HOPE U DIE, AND UM, SUKK MY DIKK. :mfinger:
  17. J

    Im So Mad At My Mom!!!

    Have you asked her to go get your license, and secondly, who gives a shit.
  18. J

    All Blackberry Software Solution In One

    good work sir thanks !!!
  19. J

    Rumparse Special Area

    Hey, it was the girls idea!
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