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    Click to Help Fund Free Mammograms

    click click click...I php'd it in auto-hitter slamm...1000s of clicks...blam blam. cure the world! nah, I clicked it 10 times. I wish I knew how to do that though.
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    Virgin media sucks!

    At least you have high speed. I have dial up. :thumbsup:
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    Fucking stomach ulcers.

    Having been through that: NO drinking alcohol. NONE. Zero. Zip. Zilch. The three worst things you can input into your body with regards to your stomach are alcohol, nicotine and caffeine. So, if you REALLY want to help your ulcer out, no booze, no soda/coffee and NO smoking/chew...
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    Fucking JACKASS!

    This is one of those times when having an automatic video device, like those equipped on police vehicles, would have been helpful to catch that dirt wad. Wonder if he/she has "scaring the shit out of bicyclists" listed as a hobby on his/her resume. Shame (understatement) about the bike, but...
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    someone stole part of my lunch today

    I'm a wise ass. That wouldn't work with me. I would do one of two things. 1. Take an item out of your lunch and rub it on my scrotum, then leave a note to inform you (the next day) OR 2. Write back on the bag. "so did I. You guess." I'm not that much of a prick, so it would most likely be...
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    Blocking WTF?!

    I understand you completely, DG. My kids didn't/won't go to daycare until they can at the very least talk to me. I'm very neurotic about someone messing with my kids as well and have gone over good touch/bad touch/ and how to handle strangers until they run away yelling, "I know, mom, I know!"...
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    $1200.00 wasted.

    Blue screen doesn't mean the death of your ENTIRE computer, and probably not even the hard drive that crashed.
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    Fuck!!!fuck!!!fuck!!!

    I quote my friend on this: Life's full of ups and downs. Live for the ups. I'd be sympathetic, but i dont know you. Snap the fuck out of it? I guess that's my advice.
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    The thing between here and suicide: A car.

    :yeahthat: And I'd hang onto the Vicodin if I were you, you might change your mind when you wake up tomorrow and the pain is like 100x worse :sad:
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    School problems

    :yeahthat: OR you could just develop this unblinking emotionless stare and every time you hear something like that, just...stare at them for several moments.
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    "That's so gay!"

    I've said it a few times, I'll admit. And I'll pick around with it. However, when I have said it I didn't mean anything by it. Another term that has come to my attention is "your face". Pair it with "your mom" or "is gay", and you've got a comeback there. But it gets old. I've gotten to...
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    Filling up w/ Gas

    Dolts like you Cossak make accidents probable mroe and more every day. Seriously, the gas stations today are very easy to get into, pity you can't figure out what side your pump is on.
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    God damn car. I think the dealer fucked me.

    Yeah it might have been certified by the place you bought it from (I don't think it was a Hyundai dealership?). But all that means is that the oil levels are up, the coolant is full, the windshield washer fluid is full, brake fluid is topped up, and there's air in the tires. Oh, and the muffler...
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    Well, I'm fucked.

    That's lame. :(
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    Poland, ME.

    It doesnt matter where you live...its better than Waterville ME. Christ, i'm glad i got out of that bitch....hope you like pasty products of incest!!! have fun!!!
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    Too many people blame problems on ADD when they don't have it.

    ... You wish. I'd flunk right out of school without medicine. Why? I literally cannot focus on paperwork. I even have trouble with Sonic 2, I did today and I forgot to take my meds.
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    Shall we have another go at this life blows?

    Perhaps first of all you can get over your gender crisis, second you can get a job, and do well in school, then go to collage, and get a degree, then I would suggest doing something with your misrable life. And anyone, I mean anyone can to something with their current situation.:)
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    I'm A Fuck Up!

    Could any of the MOD'S move this thread to b&t, So we can flame this guy. :D
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    Anal sex?

    I am also a woman...and I have lots of women friends...AND a lot of women do like anal...I happen to be one of them. The key is being as clean and as lubed up as possible. When you orgasm while someone is pumping your ass, its like nothing you will experience just having it in the puss...
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    what the FUCK is going on?

    I try enter a message in a particular thread and it gives me this bullshit... what the fuck?
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