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today i was on my way to class when a lady was broken down on the left side of the freeway with a flat. so me being a nice guy and not i nmuch of a hurry i pulled over to give her a hand. well in the middle of the tire change some asshole in a fucking full size chevy truck sideswipes my fucking...

Oh, I'm terribly sorry. I totally did not read the pregnancy thing. Well, I insist on the 1-2 mile thing. Instead of running it, just briskly walk it, maybe listening to a few tunes with headphones. It's relaxing, and it helps the body and mind much more than people think!

your insensitive.

That sucks. And right when you need it. What are the chances.

Tazer his nutsack next time and point and laugh while he's rolling on the ground in agony. People suck.

Why Cant I Sleep. Every Time I Try Somthing Happens. Like To Night , Its 3 In The Morning And Out Of Nowhere I Start To Spit Blood. Wtf!

I had a rock thrown at my head when I was a kid. You are lucky yours is just a bump. Mine was a huge cut that was gushing blood. I was at my friends house so here mirror was all splatterd. I've had a scar there for the longest time, it's a bump right on my hairline. It has acutally bled...

it's a nice laptop, runs hell of lot faster than my dads computer, plays games better and everything, my grandfather got it like two years ago, so it's pretty new I guess, and my grandmother thought it would be nice to give it to her first grandson entering college which I started at the time he...

Just ignore those bastards and watch others join you in support. There was this foreign exchange bastard who came here and said "You Indians suck" and made other such remarks. You may find it hard to believe this but he called them twats and then convinced them that it meant "cool" (Not many...

I havn't eaten spam myself, but I've heard it's good if you slice it an fry it.

if you're going to be physically aggressive i'd suggest jumping on him in the bathroom, then stick his head in the toilet a few times. if you're lucky there will be no witnesses and he may be so embarressed he won't tell on you. :P otherwise, pick back on him. don't take shit from anyone. i...

Fucking backpack zipper broke after 18 years. Yes, the backpack is older than me. Word. I just ordered another LL Bean. They pay for themselves.

And U got it!!!!

this is the reason why some got bored at FMA:B...oh...and this is based on what i think..... they have watched the first series that was not following the manga srotyline....then when they try to watch FMA:B....the first few episodes was almost the same as the first series....they keep...

so.. uh.. got any plans for tonight? :)

Yeah, oh well, as everyone else says. At least you're alive.

Nice bike by the way

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Aah, but what is life without dreams. Me? I'd move to the San Diego area as soon as I had the winning numbers.

this isn"t a setup how am i to use it