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    I, My Most Royal Frumpiness, plan to dine at 8; what shall One have for One's dinner?

    I, My Most Royal Frumpiness, plan to dine at 8, in about two hours from now; what shall I order My Most Royal Frumpy servants to prepare for One?
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    I, My Most Royal Frumpiness, wonder what mischief My Most Royal Frumpy

    ex-daughter-in-law is up to today? Has Fergie decided to auction off one of my dishy grandsons William or Harry in a snog auction? What sort of nonsense may One expect from Fergie today?
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    'Ello! I, My Most Royal Frumpiness, suspect me china from the rubber is an iron! How

    can One find proof? I, My Most Royal Frumpiness, would like to know.
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