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Mmm what are you wearing right now? ;) ... Yeah, sorry. My boyfriend still won't call me to have phone sex. So I'm super horny with nothing to do. >.>

Mmm what are you wearing right now? ;) ... Yeah, sorry. My boyfriend still won't call me to have phone sex. So I'm super horny with nothing to do. >.>

I did! Her name Daphne and she went everywhere with me, lmao. I remember I got PISSED once because my sister took Daphne's seat at the dinner table. :P And whenever one of my dad's 'adult magazines' got out of his hiding place, I'd say "It wasn't me! Daphne was curious!" Reagan--I was the same...

I LOVE a guy with six pack abs. :D As well as beautiful eyes, and a gorgeous smile.

Today I was in a public stall and on one of the walls it said "I f*cked your mother" So I took out a Sharpie I had in my bag and wrote under it "Go home dad. You're drunk." and signed my name right next to it. ;D You need to be more rebellious Spunk doll I don't blame you. They're nasty. The...

Lmao, I was flipping through the channels and saw the Lizzie McGuire movie on. I haven't seen that movie in forever! I always liked it because it took place in Italy. :P That Palo dude or whatever the hell his name is, didn't really have an Italian accent. It was fake. xD And Hilary Duff's was...

HELL NO! I've never been a morning person! When people talk to me, I'll just answer with a roll of my eyes or a simple "Shut the f*ck up!" I'm a night owl. [E] Perché è stato questa mattina un incubo? Hehe, il mio sogno era il mio amico a venire da me con i pantaloni alle caviglie dicendo...

I call dibs on Kermit. He is so handsome.

Or ipod? Or anything similar to that :)

Come on, just admit it if you have! Don't be shy! :) I've done it before. Turns out the people I were flashing were a church group, LMAO

Haha, I do. :) Whenever one of them says "I'm on top!" I just burst out laughing. And everyone else who doesn't get the joke, just stares like this o___O Hehe :D

I held a little 2 month old beagle puppy and he fell asleep in my arms. :) He was a little fat puppy too, haha. <3

Oh my god I just had the best thing ever. A McDonald's quarter pounder with cheese and their delicious fries. So unhealthy, but so damn good! :D

Kill myself.

Lady GaGa must wear pants. She cannot be nude in public. F*CK THAT!

I actually really like the Jonas Brothers. I think they're amazingly talented, and extremely cute. Especially Joe and Nick. My favorite song by them is Fly With Me.

I have, twice. :P Never again. Of course its crazy! :D But I wasn't alone. I was with friends.

I prefer South Park 100%. Its one of my favorite shows. In my opinion, its a lot funnier. Family Guy is just a bunch of random jokes... Plus I LOVE Eric Cartman and Butters. <3 WTF. Family Guy is funny sometimes, but no where near as funny as South Park! :o I nearly pissed myself laughing at...

Yes. When I jumped from my roof to the pool I was wearing clothing.

I usually do. I didn't last night, though. One of my best friends spent the night and slept with me in my bed. According to her, I have a tendency to kick and hog up the entire bed when I'm asleep...o__O