From "Duffless."
Wiggum: "Uh, Mrs. Simpson, I have some bad news. Your husband was found DOA."
Marge: "Oh my god. He's dead?"
Wiggum: "Oh, wait, I mean DWI. I always get those two mixed up."
*Hangs up and a woman walks in*
Woman: "My name's Mrs. Phillips. You said my husband is DWI?"
Wiggum...