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I just saved a woman's life. I feel good

when i sleep with mulder i prefer to be nude also :ghey:

Nobody knows :blink:

:lol: Yeah, get out of that pram, don't let he push you about like that.

I just gob on it and wipe it off with my sleeve :dabs:

Nor am I. I can't control myself. Just one sniff of realtime chat and I'm through the roof. You guys should see me and skweeky on msn. Hawt! :naughty:

Well done Livy, 400 WU's. You can start your own Chinese phone book now. :lol:

Young Heretics - Bones Of A Rabbit -doobs

Finally. 20,000 points. Watch out, VB, I'm after you. ;)

:D i though the same WU mighta tipped me over both at the same time, but it didnt, so i had 501 wu to get 20,000

at my school we had christmas carols yesterday and if anyone didn't wanna sing em "for religious reasons" they could just go into a classroom 2 sit around, chat, read, do homework, etc.

I was going to challenge you to a contest to see if I could identify "that smell" before you completed your first complete, properly punctuated sentence. However, it seems you have just done that. I have to say I am more impressed with you than I ever thought I would be. Nice. Now hit the...

^but your magical rainbow farts must help you own in a fight :tongue:

My mother tried that on me, but the only problem was, I was a teenager at the time and she was the only other person in the room. She'd still try to deny it though making it a ghost fart cause I certainly knew if I farted. Wow, dog farts can do some serious damage. I gave Sparky a dutch oven...

Umm... so you're jealous?

Why would it even take 20 minutes?

easy women are easy for a reason

I thought about just putting a sock over my slong and calling it a 'loin cloth'.

Ouch!!! You try being a girl and taking all that critcism from guys about how your moody and bitchy all the time. If you see an opp. to rant and rave, you take it!

I stop smoking for two hour intervals 14 hours per day, but thats only cuz they wont let me smoke at my desk and hurt the "sensitive" coworkers. Social smoking is pretty normal. Carry a pack of gum with you and pop one of those instead of a cig.