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i like my beer, but i'd never get addicted to the stuff... this may sound suprising, but i'm not stupid :tongue:

just wanted to say hi to everyone out there

So I had a small get together at my house last night. DInner party / Haloween party kinda thing. Thought I'd try something new, so I made these cocktails called white witches... Everyone, bar myself, had passed out by 10PM:ermm:

Hey jackass, they have already been sentenced. Oh by the way, I suggest using capitals and punctuation. People get cock farmed and even permanently banned for not using it.. Anyways....Things like this happen often. It is a huge injustice that something so innocent had to suffer through so...

no not much!! um....some of my best friends are potheads.....REED...ok i'm better. whatever made you chose to quit think about that...and yeah just do that.

I'm probably going to call this evening to wish her a "Happy Birthday". I spoke with her mother a little bit about the situation, and she claims she doesn't want to cause me any grief. I'm still weary about jumping back into anything, especially when it's been so long since I've seen the girl...

So having a dick is an excuse to throw punches? I realize as a guy there's some need to prove your masculinity... but does it take a bigger man to stand up for themselves nonviolently, or to swing a punch? And if we solve all of our problems with violence, well... What example is that setting...

trust me son...the hype over those fucking tests is blown WAY out of proportion, its a fucking breeze just take it easy, so many kids walked out of there punching themselves in the head because they stressed over easy questions and lost the tiime to finish. if that isnt enough encouragement, the...

I am writing this because i know that many people read it... the people i want to see it will see this here. my name is Ali and im gonna tell you about my life and what im gonna do about it. i was born in pakistan. my house was living on almost 12 cents a month and i was the only kid at home . i...

Randomly?

We just got our computer a couple of years ago and there's no way in hell that I'm going to go to my parents and say, well, cuz I was on the net so much we have a ton of viruses. *shrugs* Guess it's time to get a new one. Man, they would kill me.

from a dude that quotes himself.. Uh..Huh...

dress how you want to dress...i do, my friends make jokes but in reality that's why they like me...coz i just couldn't give a fuck, i am my own or as Chesney Hawkes puts it: "I am the one and only"

you screen name isent right it should be Lawdawg420 :D

well i dont know about those studies and stuff but it kinda surprized me.. i havent gone around asking a bunch of guys but i assumed that the avg. was bigger then that. But whatever i dont think dick size matters and guys that go around and talk about theirs bug me.

I like to play with telemarketers. It's fun to waste their time. Mwahaha yes, this is the woman of the house. Uh huh, yeah? Really?! So would you like us to add you to our list of customers? Well, no. Cuz I'm not 18. Hahaha. They get so mad and hang up right away. :D

I can reproduce this every time, but my 9630 on Verizon has OS 5.0.0.732. The browser is configured to enable "Support Javascript", "Terminate slow running scripts", "Show Images" and set to identify itself as "Blackberry" browser. I've cleared the cache as well. But here's the problem... I...

I agree with you, but society doesn't. In America there are lots and lots of people deciding what products and drugs you can put in your body, so the next logical step is for them to think they can tell you what to do with it in general. They are evil assholes, fuck them! I agree with you...

I think you need a more advanced program ;)