Most people would be totally unimpressed or even offended by the lyrics to "The HIV Song" by Ween.
These are them in their entirety:
AIRAB, AIRAB, HIV, AIRAB, HIV
AIRAB
HIV, AIRAB, HIV, AIRAB, AIRAB
HIV
But I think it's hilarious.
I like to play it on the jukebox in a crowded bar.
You know...