Download time from texas to atlanta: 4.5mb ..texas to chicago: 3.1 mb. Varies up and down every speed test.and various locations..never reaches 5.0 Mbps
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Patron: Waiter !!!!!! What's this fly doing in my soup???
Waiter: Well to me, it looks like the backstroke.
Patron: Waitress !!! Waitress !!! Is this coffee or tea ? It taste like gasoline ?!!?!!
Waitress: It must be tea. Our coffee taste like motor oil.