My girlfriend likes to tickle and fool around and sometimes she gets totally hyper and I have to calm her down. If I squeeze her wrists she will go "OOCH you're hurting me!" even tho I don't do it as hard as I can why is she so whimpy? She's 19 I'm 22.
I pulled up to my new girlfriend's house and while I was waiting some snot nosed lil kid walked up to my BMW. I was afraid it would touch my car with its greasy little fingers so I revved the engine like crazy and it scared it away from all the exhaust. Unfortunately it turned out to be my gf's...
